Saturday, 21 February 2009

You only have yourself to blame.

Today I have a pernicious hangover. The type you can only obtain by drinking cheap continental lager served in an over sized glass shaped like a vase. The trick however, with a hangover, is to embrace it as part of the drinking experience. You can no more rid yourself of a hangover than you could rid yourself, the night before, of the gentle spinning of your inebriated world.

One of the great pleasures of life is enjoying a drink in bright intelligent company. Another is having sex with it.

Tonight I have an urge to make my wife sit through some more episodes of Lovejoy. She will however have to go and buy the DVDs. Is that cheeky? I hope so.

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